One person who I have on google alert at the moment is Jessica Simpson.
Remember these pics of her recently doing the rounds of media interviews pre baby??
Well, there is still no word if she has had the baby or not! Latest tweet 22nd of April confirmed she is still preggers. Can you believe it? Now, I just like any other first time Mummy who puts on ALOT of weight {I gained 40kg +} hates being told "you must be due any day now" but you still not due for weeks!!! But... boy oh boy Jessica looked like she was ready to pop!!
It's been almost 2 months since she was doing the media rounds.
I have loved Jessica since watching her reality TV show Newlyweds. Jessica is renowned for saying some of the funniest, yet dumbest things around.
Here is some of the funny and bizzare things that she has been going around saying whilst pregnant.....
1) On Twitter she tweeted "oh my god, y'all. I just had a daydream that my vagina ate a bag of skittles" Omg that is hilarious!!
2) On the Jimmy Kimmel show she said this.... "I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hookah. Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!" Don't we all panic and worry about this? I know I was worried about when and where my waters would break. As it turns out they didn't break and even when my Obs tried to break them she couldn't!
3) On Jay Leno she said "I just started calling myself Swamp Ass. Like, I have 'swamp ass' right now. I had major swamp ass because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut. It's like the bayou up in that region." What the?? At that pregnant, no way you would see me in suck in your tummy undies!
4) She told the Fashion star this... "I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!" hahahaha love it!!
Another thing I love about Jessica is the way she loves to do everything OTT {Over the top}! I am alot like that....or so my husband keeps telling me!
Here is a little clip that she posted on her website which has a snapshot of her baby shower.
Even though we know Jessica is having a girl and we know she is calling her Maxwell....I still want to see a some photos!!! Hurry up and have that baby Jess!!!
2 comments:
I double took when I heard she was still pregnant the other day too! My gosh she looks fit to explode!
So happy to hear that she had the baby and all was well. I put on so much weight when Pregnant with Bella, I can sympathise with her....
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